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hai hai , nama gue siapa ya.? #loh# Sebut aja nama gue Safan #eh emang Safan sih# . gue terlahir kedunia ini pada tahun 1995 , tepatnya pada tanggal 28 , bulan november . gue adalah anak yang terlahir dalam keadaan menangis tak berbusana , bukan bukan , gue nangis bukan karna gue blum punya baju , gue nangis karna gue kelilipan bulu anu ibu gue #ehh#  . ngomong2 soal anu , bagi ortu gue , gue adalah anu buat mereka , ANUgerah maksudnya , hehe . gue adalah anak ketiga dari dua bersaudara #apaan# , yang bener gue itu adalah anak pertama dari tiga bersaudara . adik gue cowok semua #walaupun sedikit gag yakin# , kalo harus ngebahas soal adik , paling males banget deh . seccara gitu ngomongin dua makhluk kecil , item , berlendir , lembek , berisik dan berbau kayak mereka . ckck kasian banget ya mereka gue jelek2in , padahal udah memang jelek . TAPI bagaimanapun hinanya adik gue , gue sayang banget sama mereka , mungkin kalo gada mereka rumah bakal terasa sepi banget . yang lebih tapinya lagi kalo ada mereka gue tu terasa kayak lagi ditonjokin tyson , cekitcekit cekitcekit #itu mah iklan# , pasalnya gue tu selalu disiksa sama mereka , mereka suka banget keroyokan untuk menodai gue terutama kalo lagi ada ortu gue , licik banget soalnya mereka tau kalo gue gabakal berani buat ngebales , kalo sampe gue berani ngebales , alhasil gue bakalan dibuang kelaut buat jadi santapan ikan tongkol leher panjang , tapi itupun kalo ikannya mau menyantap gue ,  kalo ikannya lebih memilih buat menodai kemolekan tubuh gue kan bisa repot rhoma irama ngurusin bulu dadanya #ganyambung# . ngomong-ngomong soal rhoma irama , lo tau gag ? tau gag lo ? gag lo tau ? kalo gue ituuuuu………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. #jengjeng# 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nungguin#.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................#iya kan ?#..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................#hayo ngaku#.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................#capek ya nungguin ?#..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................#gue jugak capek naruh titik banyak banget#...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................#penasaran ya#...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ah udah ah , daripada penasaran mendingan gausah dibahas , apa untungnya cobak bahas rhoma irama ? dapet hadiah gag , dapet foto bareng jugak gag , cedih ya ? hiks , gadapet deh fotoan bareng idola . ahhhh kenapa harus ngomongin dia sih ? #plak# . lo tau gag ? selain dua makhluk aneh bin nyebelin , dirumah gue jugak ditemenin sama kedua orang tua gue , tapi mereka gaaneh kayak dua adik gue tadi kok , SUER #takut dikutuk jadi setrikaan# , gue jugak sayang banget sama mereka , kalo gada mereka gue jugak gabakal ada . hmm… mau cerita apa yang tentang ortu gue ? #sumpah gue takut dikutuk kalo harus ngomongin mereka# .